Farming Technique Poll

This is a serious poll about serious stuff to which you can not take seriously, no seriously laugh at it but keep a seriously funny attitude about it while doing so. What I mean is I expect people to comment on it and explain their answer to the poll in a completely serious tone but I don't want the words displayed to be serious, I want them to inspire laughter partly because of the seriousness in which these ridiculous words are being displayed.

Here is an example for Monkeys with pies. "I voted Monkeys with pies due to the fertilizing potential at hand with both pies and monkey on hand. I'll explain, monkeys go poop and that is fertilizer and a pie will decompose and that provides nutrients just as good compost would. The difference her in this compost is the amazing combination of monkey poop and pie matter, the possibilities are endless. The monkeys have pies which they can eat and the product from that is the monkey poop. It doesn't end there though the monkeys are indeed crazy freaking animals and so their access to pies gets freaking awesome, they throw the freaking pies at each other. They not only throw pies they throw something else.... it's their poop, I mean they are monkey after all. This creates an exciting environment for plants to grow in, these plants will never be bored.... EVER!!! Then the monkey poop and the enormous amount of pies laying on the ground will provide the plants with great nutrients while they are being entertained. Think of it as double awesome in every way, it's like the plants get to sit right back and relax while eating food and being entertained. This obviously works for plants greatly since lemur raised cows in fields of awesome works like a charm, best beef and mil ever!!!!!!!"

So see me there, that's just one example of the types of things you could write and remember it can be about any of the poll choices. So go vote your mind out and comment like crazy, comment right here in response to this of course. Have Funs!!! :D